Rand Paul: The Rosa Parks of big business. He’s not gonna sit on the back of the gushing oil platform.
Dead babies, dead babies, dead babies! Guys, abortion, let’s talk dead babies. Like, did you know that ultrasounds are a secrety weapon of the pro-life movement? Because, bitch-ass preggos can actually see what their baby looks like and presumably won’t want to kill them? And, yes, in that way, ultrasounds are the ROSA PARKS of almost-dead babies.
FONSTANCE (yes, you can abbreve “for instance”):
The unspoken message of the ultrasound is clear to all with an open heart: “I’m human—just like you.”
It was the same message of Harriet Beecher Stowe whose novel “Uncle Tom’s Cabin” made the horrors of slavery impossible to ignore. It was the message of Rosa Parks who awakened a slumbering country to the evils of racism by the simple act of sitting down. It is the message of the victims and the oppressed throughout our history: “”I’m human—just like you.”
Dead baby rodeo!
Thassssssssss right! Let’s all say a prayer for martyred freedom fighter Glenn Beck. He’s like RP — just ASK HIM.
GLENN BECK PONTIFICATING HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE. Let’s party!
Everytime a teabagger pontificates a gay has sex in a bath house!
A whole lot of gays had sex in a bath house after this interview with Nevadian Jon Scott Ashjian about his delicious tea party express! Sassy!
“We’re going to show up. We are the Tea Party of Nevada. We may be the Rosa Parks that’s not allowed on the bus, but we have our own bus. You can write that.”
And we did write that. And it was good. Not gay bath house sex good, but, you know, good.
Rob Lowe had sex with an underage girl when R. Kelly was underage (ROB LOWE IS OLD). “Define teenage,” he said. Then, before P.Hilton, Tommy Lee, etc, a tape of Rob Lowe doing nasty thinsg got out. Which is why Rob Lowe is:
“The Rosa Parks of leaked celebrity porn, Lowe would become the first star whose pubic…sorry, “public” persona actually benefited from something hitherto considered taboo”
Doing it first! Doing it better! Doing it underage-ier!
This guy Nick Bonatsakis made an iPHONE app that was like the friggin’ Jersey Shore duck phone. I’m on that, guys. BUT! Apple would not let him sell it (minimal user functionality, whatever.). And so, herein lies your new cause celebre:
“A line has been crossed. When a man can’t bring his duck app to to market because of a capricious decision by a fixie-riding Californian App Store Review Team Member in a tight t-shirt and jeans ensemble then a man needs to do something. God speed you, Nick, and your duck app. Don’t give up on this. You can be the Rosa Parks of duck apps.”
RP is seriously anti-SODOMY.
Trust. So says Barbara Davis White. AND SHE KNOWS THINGS.
“We hear comparisons between same sex marriage and equality and discrimination…Rosa Parks didn’t move to the front of the bus to support sodomy.”
This horrible metaphor does not take time off for Black History Month. Hells no.
Because Baltimore doesn’t have enough problems, they also have this lady who ordained a couple of other ladies in the Catholic Church. Whoops relig.
“Good!” Bridget Mary Meehan, one of five American bishops in the international Roman Catholic Womenpriests movement, told the Sarasota Herald Tribune. “They’re upping the ante. People will have to be courageous to support us and that is what this is about. Like our sister Rosa Parks, we refuse to sit on the back of the bus any longer.”
That bus being the bus that keeps the other ladies from riding the abortion train. Or whatever.