February 2010
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Gaby Union is Rosa Parks, Steve Urkel is MLK
Gabrielle Union played the love interest of ROSS and JOEY on “FRIENDS” in the early 90s and that launched her career as Must See TV.
“When I took that part,” she says, “a show I was on, ‘City of Angels,’ on another large network, had just been canceled on Monday. I started work on ‘Friends’ on Thursday. I just wanted to be sure my Visa bill...
January 2010
32 posts
Back that back up to the back of the blah blah...
I guess some people hate chiropractors and consider it a bunk physical health science. So! They put up anti-chiropractory billboards and BACK OF THE BUS ads .
Chiropractors did not like that so much — and brave face fought against it!
“Rondberg likened the battle to the civil rights movement of the ‘60s. “Selma, Alabama is where the civil rights movement began. It started with a...
Oh (sigh) Canada
Canadians seem so mellow (Jason Priestly is Canadian! Brendan Fraser, Canadian!), but it turns out that besides being socialists they’re also NUDISTS.
And it’s all thanks to this harlot teenager named Gwen Jacobs — “who is the Rosa Parks of Canadian nudism.”
What a skank.
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Thanks dudes!
Thanks for all the love via GQ, Jezebel and Buzzfeed! Youuuuu guyzzzzz!
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Eighteen Visions of ERACISM
A RP superfan directed me to the website of crap metal band 18 Visions, who quaffed a strong cup of haterade when they were in Glasgow and were turned away from an Internet cafe (ostensibly because they were a crap metal band.)
“this is the first time we have ever been discriminated against….it was a weird feeling. i really felt like rosa parks getting told to move to the back of...
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Arthur Kade -- a true freedom fighter!
Being the world’s biggest d-bag is a monumental uphill battle. You have to work at it every day, am I right guys?
That’s why Internet celebrity Mr. Arthur Kade, most important actor, likens his struggle to be a crucial actor for all times to that of RP.
“So today, I decided to change some habits and get back to basics, and took the $15 “Bolt Bus” to NYC (Instead of the ultra...
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Ernestine Bayer will paddle your ass
Rowing guys, nobody would sit at the back of the boat bus if this lady had her way. That is why she is the RP of
“the movement to establish women’s rowing as a sport. During the 1930s the male rowing establishment told Ernestine Bayer she couldn’t row because she was a woman. So she established a woman’s boat club and then in the 1960s took the first U.S. women’s eight to France to...
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The RP of "womensports"
This woman invented fucking SKI BALLET. What did RP ever do ?
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She's like the wind
Make no mistake:
“The Cape Wind project is the Rosa Parks of the wind movement in the US.”
No, I'M the R.P. of butt sex
Debate over.
Some gay guy in Canada complained that he was discriminated against when he tried to give blood. So this right wing Canadian (REDUNDANT PHRASING J/K) called him the “RP of butt sex.”
But sads, that title’s already taken.
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Markus the Prostidude
We’re sure having sex with old hags for money is no pleasure walk. Howevs, it’s not particularly accurate to say your new awesome gigolo job is
“just the same as when Rosa Parks decided to sit at the front instead of the back. She was proclaiming her rights as a disadvantaged, African-American older woman. And I’m doing the same. I’m actually standing up now, and...
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Ellen is the Rosa Parks of American Idol judges
Ellen will stand up next to Simon, Randy and that other one in the face of adversity.
“She couldn’t have been a more perfect pioneer. Think about what it would have been like if Rosie O’Donnell had been the first out of the closet.
Ellen is the Rosa Parks of TV entertainment.”
Thank god we found an acceptable lesbian, guys!
Does this tie dye make me look fat?
This seventeen year-old kid smoked some weed in his high school class. Now NORML is all “YOU ARE THE ROSA PARKS OF SMOKING WEED.” Meanwhile, get a haircut.
This is so not a joke, jerks.
Raw milk, people! Won’t someone think of the raw milk?!? Thankfully Mark Nolt is. He is “the Rosa Parks of Raw Milk.”
“This issue has very little to do with raw milk and health, and everything to do with freedom.”
MMA fighter Nick Diaz is supes like R.P.
Nick Diaz is fighting for his right to smoke weed and also fight dudes in the UFC. This is why his bud Caesar Gracie calls him a hero among men because he won’t give us his weed just because it violates UFC rules. Problemz!
“What can you do, man?” Gracie said of the CSAC policy. “Rosa Parks wasn’t supposed to ride in the front of the bus. She was supposed to be in...
Not believing in evolution is just like fighting...
Which is why “Bueller, Bueller, Bueller” guy and host of “Win Ben Stein’s Money” (NOT REALLY BEN STEIN’S MONEY!) has been called THE ROSA PARKS OF DARWIN SKEPTICS.
Mr. Kevin Wirth sayz:
Years ago Rosa Parks got on a bus and sat where she shouldn’t have - a form of protest letting the world know she’d had enough. Ben Stein, about as unlikely a...
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This lady would not sit at the back of the crazy...
That’s why she’s been called the ROSA PARKS OF ELECTROSHOCK.
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Little Known Fact
Rosa Parks loved indie rock dudes with receding hairlines and small weens. Like this guy. Who calls himself THE ROSA PARKS OF MUSIC. Nice band name, Myspace user.
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Terry Schiavo rode that bus, hard
Get ready for the longest metaphor evs:
“Terri Schiavo might very well become the Rosa Parks of a widespread reaction to years of pent-up frustration with a political system that is beyond the powers of the citizenry to effectively control; a system that has consistently denied self-ownership and insisted upon metastasizing its control over the lives of everyone.”
Too bad Terri...
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Terrell Owens, the SF 49ers were keeping you down...
It’s so true, it totally blows when you are stuck in a huge contract and expected to play football and then you are like ROSA PARKS and everybody is just riding your very expensive sports jock strap (NO HOMO).
Katherine Harris is a true Rosa Parks patriot!
“In France it was Joan of Arc; in the Crimea it was Florence Nightingale; in the deep south there was Rosa Parks; in India there was Mother Teresa and in Florida there was Katherine Harris,” — Larry Gatlin, introducing the Florida Secretary of State to an adoring crowd at the Florida Inaugural Ball.
Let’s trade make up tips and do our hair and you can tell me what it...
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Gunman Jose Varela is the Rosa Parks of Gunmen
Everybody always forgets the time that Rosa Parks totally had a sniper gun on Colin Farrell who was stuck in a phone booth with no way out, but whatevs cos Colin Farrell was totally cheating on his wife with Pam, that whore.
It was exactly like the time that editorial cartoonist Jose Varela took over the newsroom at the Miami Herald with a gun because he wanted the executive editor to resign....
Rosa Parks would have killed a deer too, okay?
Do you know that aside from civil rights, Rosa Parks also fought in favor of deer baiting during hunting season? Just because there is this little deer bating ban thing doesn’t mean that you should follow it. I mean, WHAT WOULD ROSA PARKS DO? She would kill some deer, no duhz.
Yes the DNR imposed baiting ban is now a law - you cannot bait deer in the lower peninsula. Do we follow this...
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Steve Myers will zone the shit out of you
Steve Myers will fight for your rights. But only if your rights are regarding specifically zoning issues in Baton Rouge, LA. Otherwise, you’re fucked. Steve, you are a patriot!
“I’m the Rosa Parks of Baton Rouge zoning,” he said. “Rosa Parks violated the law when the law was wrong.”
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Et tu, Girls Gone Wild?
Mr. Joe Francis — Entrepreneur, Auteur. Provocateur. And oh, yes, Rosa Parksian, too. One can only hope that had Ms. Parks and Mr. Francis met, she too, would have lifted her flimsy top to freedom.
That’s how it works, right?
“Fuck yeah, I’m defiant! It’s like that defiant Rosa Parks won’t give up her seat. Fuck you, Maria. The ever defiant Nelson Mandela...
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Thank you, gambling addicted friend
Thanks gambling chat room user “themaroon,” for putting your ass on the line for all of us. Without you, we wouldn’t get our payouts in time. We’d all be extending our credit wayyyyy beyond its already stretched limit, and we’d all be forced to sell our sister/kid into white (no duhz) slavery.
But thanks to you, and your call for a boycott of poker site Absolute, I...
We probably shouldn't expect much from a girl...
Then again, she did write this:
Did someone say to Rosa Parks “hey lady its just a bus seat.” Probably, but now look at her! I’m the Rosa Parks of organized groups going on vacation!
p.s. And yes, this post was about her inalienable right to eat as many eggs as she wanted. Saying.
Kathy Jager likes to run, is just like Rosa Parks
Grandma sprinter and all around old lady sea hag Kathy Jager got in trouble a few years ago for supposedly doping up during her track meets. But! Jager claimed that actually she wasn’t using LAS DROGAS but instead it was just her HORMONES that were effing with her mandated pre-run drug tests. Even so, she was banned from competing in her grandma sports for two years. SAD GRANDMA!
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I was the Christian Hosoi of Civil Rights
Thank you, Arizona State University student Jason Stramaglia, for comparing the plight of the maligned skateboarder to that of Ms. Parks. Especially in the great state of Arizona, which loves some civil rights.
“I feel like I’m the Rosa Parks of skateboarding,” he said.
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Mr. Ted Nugent, You ARE Rosa Parks with a...
And don’t let anybody tell you different, mmkay? Be my boyfriend?
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Kenneth R. Conklin is the middle management of...
Dear Kenneth R. Conklin,
Running for the coveted position of office of Hawaiian Affairs was probably hard, but it was not Rosa Parks hard. Rosa Parks was a civil rights hero. You’re just a white guy who wanted a cushy government job and then sued like a whiny little bitch when you didn’t get your way.
Okay, maybe you’re right!