Mr. Joe Francis — Entrepreneur, Auteur. Provocateur. And oh, yes, Rosa Parksian, too. One can only hope that had Ms. Parks and Mr. Francis met, she too, would have lifted her flimsy top to freedom.

That’s how it works, right?

“Fuck yeah, I’m defiant! It’s like that defiant Rosa Parks won’t give up her seat. Fuck you, Maria. The ever defiant Nelson Mandela just can’t stand apartheid. The ever defiant Martin Luther King. The ever defiant Jesus Christ.”