Rob Lowe had sex with an underage girl when R. Kelly was underage (ROB LOWE IS OLD). “Define teenage,” he said. Then, before P.Hilton, Tommy Lee, etc, a tape of Rob Lowe doing nasty thinsg got out. Which is why Rob Lowe is:

“The Rosa Parks of leaked celebrity porn, Lowe would become the first star whose pubic…sorry, “public” persona actually benefited from something hitherto considered taboo”

Doing it first! Doing it better! Doing it underage-ier!