Get ready for the longest metaphor evs:

“Terri Schiavo might very well become the Rosa Parks of a widespread reaction to years of pent-up frustration with a political system that is beyond the powers of the citizenry to effectively control; a system that has consistently denied self-ownership and insisted upon metastasizing its control over the lives of everyone.”

Too bad Terri Schiavo isn’t getting on any bus any time soon! Whooooooops!